I’m bad at writing poems whenever I am required to.

A poem by nature cannot be a thing assigned and filled out.

You can’t call in the tide. You just have to be prepared to catch it whenever it comes.

I sparked an in-depth discussion of fanfiction in my writing class, today. I feel quite proud.

alright. two penises. something about an unrolling sock. got it.

do snakes have penises?

like how the hell does that work?

Buffy "Welcome to the Hellmouth" sentence pack

  • Episode: 1 - Welcome to the Hellmouth
  • "What is your childhood trauma?"
  • "My social life is on the critical list."
  • "Having a secret identity in this town is a job of work."
  • "Now we can do this the hard way, or... actually, there's just the hard way."
  • "You're strong. *hits* I'm stronger."
  • "The blood of man will run like wine."
  • Episode: 2 - The Harvest
  • "My ascension is almost at hand. Pray that when it comes, I am in a better mood."
  • "Does anybody mind if I pass out?"
  • "This may be the dumb question, but shouldn't we call the police?"
  • "Someone's been naughty."
  • "God, I am so mentally challenged."
  • "Do I have to tell you to be careful?"
  • "Gonna wish me luck?"
  • "Who gave you permission to exist?"
  • "I got an idea. You can die."
  • "Hold on. *stabs* You've got something in your eye."
  • "Tonight I shall walk the earth, and the stars themselves will hide!"
  • "Got anything that can make this day any worse?"

We’re watching Buffy. I really can’t believe this is a class. I used to have a Buffy roleplay blog.

…We’re already three quarters into the episode, but does anyone want me to start a sentence pack?

Can you read this sentence?

Hxw aboxt thix onx?

Evxn thoxgh letxers axe misxinx yox cxn stixl figxre oxt whax it xays.

So, you know, cut people some slack if you can. Sometimes URLs are hard to find.

thoughts;;  URLs  

If I ever have a kid, I’m going to take a dramatic picture of them without them looking at the camera and upload it to Facebook, and when they comment “wtf mom I didn’t even know you were taking a picture!” I’m going to answer “what are you talking about? you asked me to take this.” and they’ll deny it but no one will believe them.

thaaaaaaaaat’s a lot of 6s……….